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White boy of the year

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Like whatever man

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Getting sworn in on an ebook bible

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Rubbing the hickey like it’s a Harry Potter scar

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Good cop bad cop scenario but we are both very gay and the guy we’re interviewing just so happens to be a cuck

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Putting her in a mortar and grinding her up call it fine shyt

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This is your sign to Doorman Ult the same person, 5 times, in the same fight.

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I summoned a succubus and all she did was call me a chud and leave

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Letting someone lick the sweat off your body is the closest you can get to breastfeeding as a male #notsorry

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Everyday I go to work and drink the coolant for the machines and im constantly afraid their going to fire me for drinking so much coolant

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doing the 6 7 hand movement with my boobs

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Hanging with the employed friend getting geeked off that

..credit card.

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im meowing so much they keep asking if im in heat

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Do you think they had to ban the term grand wizard at the American version of hogwarts

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Boyfriends is mein kampf for gay people

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When that 2 dollars of intrest hits the bank account

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This jit cracks nothing

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Reach around in the ikea display shower

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Boner in the Fred Mayer bakery section

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If it does ever happen do you think JD gonna slide on Melania like he did with Erika or nah?

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8 inches and thick or 6 inches and weird.
Your choice westerner.