Sander ✍🏻

copywriter by trade, silly goose by choice 🪿 | words @travelleisure, @lonelyplanet, @arscurrendi etc.

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

ik ben hier niet meer actief dus volg me op tiktok @.lecreusetguy i guess lmao

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Give this the Pulitzer.

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

@RotSara_ that’s my wife!!!

[lia @tallsnail]

husband told me his friend got a le creuset dutch oven and he didn't even ask what color. men are hopeless.

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

[R/GA @RGA]

Advertising is school group projects but with money

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

@aishamadeit is there any way we can see the deck in the future? asking for a friend

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

@BPostiche @Hanne_Lemmens vouch voor twitter als datingsite!! sara en ik hebben elkaar hier gevonden en nu zijn we verloofd 🥹

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

remembered i had free will so i made braised pork belly bao buns from scratch

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

explain this tweet to a victorian child

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the etsy witch trials

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

@mathwtea all the best! it was a pleasure to be a small part of this year’s community eurovision edition 🫶

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

@RotSara_ no u

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

@RotSara_ that’s so embarrassing for you

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

shut, and i cannot stress this enough, the FUCK up

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

3.5 years after sliding into her dms 🥹

[betty @strawbetty_]

twitter IS a dating site
you WILL find the love of your life here

[Lauren @libralaur]

I have a BBL. A Beautiful Bisexual Life

[Sander ✍🏻 @SalamanderVDB]

@RotSara_ 🤪🤙