Salem Problems

BECAUSE IT IS MY PROBLEM

[Abigail Caroline @AbigailWinston4]

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Putnam and Parris #EverybodyProbs #SalemProbs

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#ElizabethProbs

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When your master freaks out about everything...
He must be the devil's man
#MaryWarrenProbs

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When you're ten and can hear EVERY WORD your cousin and her ex-lover are saying and it's super graphic... Tone it down Abigail!
#BettyProbs

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When you're literally stoned
#GilesProbs

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#AbigailProbs

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My flow is too sick for Salem
#FrancisNurseProbs

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When the dust declares your husbands goodness and the worms proclaim his innocence #HeHaveHisGoodnessNow #ElizabethProbs

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My face when these fools won't confess to witchcraft. Do you even know who I am?
#DanforthProbs

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Aye sir
#SusannaWalcottProbs

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When morons think your first name is "goody"
#SalemProbs

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All my citizens are dead
#SalemProbs

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How about instead of in Salem we do it in a factory? #steampunk
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I've got 99 problems
My dead children are 7 of them
Ruth is the other 92
#PutnamProbs

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I went to get my shirt done at the cleaner.
They pressed my shirt.
And the rest of me
#GilesProbs

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I've got 99 problems
But a witch ain't one.
#DanforthProbs

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Look where reading got me, English Teachers... #MarthaCoreyProbs

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When you have to spend six pounds per year on wood #IAmNotUsedToThisPoverty
#ParrisProbs

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On court days we wear black #YouCantSitWithUs
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