Marc Salisbury

If women don't find you handsome, they should find you handy

[Marc Salisbury @Salisburystk]

@bet365 don't bother using their cash out feature. If the bet ends up losing even after you cash out they will retroactively take back the money they paid.

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Gotta imagine Fernando Mendoza and Ashton Jeanty are feeling pretty good about this

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

BREAKING: A federal judge found Ron DeSantis violated the Florida Constitution and the First Amendment last year when he suspended Hillsborough State Attorney Andrew Warren

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Is there a better commercial for Rank Choice Voting than what is going on with the Speaker's vote in the House ? The current system, from primary to generals to speaker voting, empowers the extremes to the expense of constituants. Time to change

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Clarence Thomas Annoyed After Getting Another Text From Wife Nagging Him To Overthrow Government Before He Gets Home From Work https://t.co/T0MsUvChGG

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Estimated current opening day payrolls, per @baseballpro:

Seattle Mariners: $57 million
Cleveland Guardians: $46.7 million
Max Scherzer: $43.3 million
Pittsburgh Pirates: $40.2 million
Baltimore Orioles: $37 million

[atm @MapersMark]

Hey Astros’ fans

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

🔒🔒🔒 @King10Burke

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

Yes, it was as bad as it looked last night 😬

[James Freeman @JFreeman83]

Brandon Belt, I wanna kiss you on the mouth. https://t.co/8ZtazesG8e

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Serious question: Why are Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz still in the Senate nearly seven months after inciting a deadly insurrection against the U.S. government?

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Back-to-back wins in the desert.

#ResilientSF | @BlueShieldCA

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Mike Yastrzemski breaks the ice.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

482 ft.?!?!

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

You can legally kill uninvited guests on your property in Texas but they don't want you to get an abortion which is weird because they're kind of the same thing

[Marc Salisbury @Salisburystk]

I did a thing

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Goff’s blindside will be well protected when he hits the safety in stride

[Marc Salisbury @Salisburystk]

@WendysSpicyNug May I suggest the church of burgundy?

[Marc Salisbury @Salisburystk]

@_J_A_Miller Everyone in the duck shaped district has to do that

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It doesn't get more cutthroat than a PBA Regional Qualifier in Wisconsin

@BarstoolCarl has the story.