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yes.

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

i cant trust anyone who hasn't had one of these as a kid

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

ash straight said sike bitch u thought

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

me. im tryna be like this

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

we drink flavored hand sanitizer to have a good time

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

guys will say women are down to earth like they regularly see martians. my dawg, that doesnt mean shit why even say it lmao.

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

me at work: "when i get home ima do laundry and clean my room"

me at 5pm violently high:

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

im starting a petition to make it illegal for anybody with a small head to wear pit vipers out in public. its very off-putting and overall just uncool. grow a bigger head or dont wear them please.

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

me: holding on for deer life

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

im sorry but i dont relate to ur sad bart tiktok edits... frankly i think no one does. please end the sad bart edits at once, thank you.

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

i fuckin hate liars. dont say shit you THINK i want to hear. just say the truth cus thats the only thing i want to hear.

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

if im cold its because i cant handle myself being happy for very long

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

who else disappointed we exist?

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

Me: oh fuck. oh no. OH FUCK. WHERE'D ALL MY MONEY GO

Amazon: 😈
Doordash: 😈
Vape store: 😈
Random clothing websites:😈
Weed & Alcohol: 😈

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

ppl hella take reno for granted. move to nebraska bitch, tell me that shits better.

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

When you draw or text a smiley face do the eyes or smile come first?

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

Pouping would feel less disturbing to announce over text. If poop was spelt like soup.

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

plz dont let this die 🥺

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

@callie_solberg yeah but.. yanno money is p cool

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

when ppl ask you, "what do you do for work" they always respond with "oh thats cool." No dude. Its not cool. I am a machine for the man. That's not cool dude.

[ˢᵒˡᵒᵐᵒⁿ @Salluhmun]

how come i feel better spendin shit on others than myself. am i playing this simulation correctly?