Sally Altright 🌹

Parody of a parody, Comm Strategist, Political Underminer, Fauxgressive Activist, Brock & Troll Girl don't be alarmed if I mistake you for #YetAnotherBeer

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

I’ve decided to make my #PinnedTweet a thread of threads just in case any of you white, ignorant #BernieBros stop by my TL looking to get educated. Let’s start from the beginning:

1/25/17: right takeaway from 2016 election-

https://t.co/XV0O3WUuQq

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

1) Just in case people are deluded or confused about what happened this election cycle, let me clear it up for you.

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@peterdaou Yeah real cute... showing off for these #BernieBros cause they like you of a sudden. They will *hic* turn on you just like they did our precious #Hillary. I can’t believe the audacity of this sanctimonious 180 of yours. To think I once drank mimosas with you. Ugh.

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

☑️ Protest votes cost Dems the election in 2016.

☑️ Defeating #Trump is priority one, so:

☑️ #VoteBlueNoMatterWho is a must.

☑️ If Bernie wins the nomination, please protest vote against him.

☑️ Again, we must defeat Trump at all costs.

#Sallying

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@philly_bernie @Fox_Mulder_8 @BernieSanders @SallyAlbright And what of it, you fucking bros? I’m *hic* in the right on this, like always. Bernie is a #RussianAsset and an enemy of the people. Don’t @ me.

#Sallying

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@magoo43 @XoXo__Kellie I think you mean “Bernie, NOT queens”, which should be the slogan of his *hic* sexist campaign.
#Sallying

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As y’all know I’m still with #khive because Kamala is clearly the best choice, but I just want to say that Elizabeth Warren’s new “I’m willing to fight for someone I don’t know” trend is really heartwarming. She may get my vote after all.
#Compassion
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho

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@MackenzieHaas1 Nice female avatar, #bro. 🙄 I’m over here red-pilling folks about enlightened centrism and you wanna laugh at people. Say hi to daddy Putin for me.
#BernieBrosAreRussianAssets

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@CCB5Keithfan34 @SenseOf_OUTRAGE Another white male Bernie Bro raging in my mentions... imagine my shock 🙄

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

BOMBSHELL.

#BirdieSanders, explained. Anonymous sources who have friends that communicate occasionally with the intelligence community have confirmed this.

#Resist
#RussiaGate
#PutinPuppet

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

The right takeaway from the last 24 hours is no, the Squad endorsements don’t matter. “Too urban” and “too internet” are the right assessments. When we say women of color are the base of the Democratic Party, we mean educated and intelligent women with class.

#Sallying

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

@TheJesseWu Typical Bernie Bro “paying attention” 🙄

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

The right takeaway from the last 24 hours is no, the Squad endorsements don’t matter. “Too urban” and “too internet” are the right assessments. When we say women of color are the base of the Democratic Party, we mean educated and intelligent women with class.

#Sallying

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

10/11/19: falling in line-

(not sure why I have to keep talking about this, just *hic* do it) https://t.co/pnijpHVROQ

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Thread 🌹 for #BernieBros:

1) Lol you white male #derelicts thought you were going to get through another election cycle without hearing from me on the issues? Fat chance #bros, let’s chat. Elizabeth Warren, oh yes. You WILL be voting for her. You wouldn’t want to be

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

I’ve decided to make my #PinnedTweet a thread of threads just in case any of you white, ignorant #BernieBros stop by my TL looking to get educated. Let’s start from the beginning:

1/25/17: right takeaway from 2016 election-

https://t.co/XV0O3WUuQq

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

1) Just in case people are deluded or confused about what happened this election cycle, let me clear it up for you.

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

5/16/17: “conspiracies” and narrative control- https://t.co/MJN4HffC8j

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#TuesdayMotivation

🌹thread🌹

1) I'm #OffTheWagon, bitches! Now that I told my therapist to fuck off, and am a couple *hic* inches into a

[Sally Altright 🌹 @SallyAltright]

Thread 🌹 for #BernieBros:

1) Lol you white male #derelicts thought you were going to get through another election cycle without hearing from me on the issues? Fat chance #bros, let’s chat. Elizabeth Warren, oh yes. You WILL be voting for her. You wouldn’t want to be

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4) you #BasementDwellers to pack it in and head back to your mommy’s house. Lol at people like @0rf making “inspirational” videos, and the 1.4 million other #dumbasses donating to a campaign that was over before it started, thinking it will make a difference. In case it isn’t