@Tesco can you do a tired mum a favour and not put daffodils near the veg. I just unpacked my shopping and realised it wasn’t spring inions I’d picked up 🤦♀️
#fail#stirfrydaffs#EvenWearingMySpecsavers
@IAmChrisRamsey 😂 actually sobriety was enforced by pregnancy, experiencing the world in a whole new sober light and not everything is that funny sober 😉
Tickle your ribs and piss yourself laughing kind of night with @BrennanReece and @joelycett but as a pregnant, Diet Coke drinking, lady renovating a house there could have been more relevant material daft bastard. Shit illegal photo #sodthelawyers#IAmRhubarbBikini
@Virgin_TrainsEC I have been trying to book these tickets for the last hour and tour site won’t let me and I don’t want to miss out on the last seats at this price can you help?