Sally Brown

em dashes are my own

[Alex Morey @1AMorey]

BREAKING: Associated Press (@AP) told to “align its editorial standards” — and rename the Gulf of Mexico — or lose Oval Office access.

This unprecedented act of censorship should elicit a harsh, bi-partisan rebuke in defense of America’s free press.

https://t.co/neeZFPQb7R

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

at this point, I can't tell if this is satire or not. what has become of me.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Contractions with 3 words:
-she'd've
-wouldn't've

Contractions with more than 3 words:
-y'all'll've
-they'dn't've

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

#Inksights - get them while they're hot!

[Inkhouse @InkhousePR]

We just launched #Inksights: Media Intelligence Report, a data-driven analysis of media trends. The inaugural edition focuses on #IPO trends and the role of #AI in the news – check out the blog and takeaways from @Keithg249 & @sallybrownPR below ⤵️

https://t.co/fW2RmtmbrR

[Inside The Newsroom @InsideNewsroom_]

Anybody laid off from the Wall Street Journal, The Messenger, Insider this week, or any news organization: we have job board with more than 1,000 active openings in all areas of journalism.

DM, comment, email [email protected] for free access. 🙏

[Phoebe Bain @notnotphoebe]

In light of all the media layoffs, I figured I'd plug that @adage (and Crain as a whole) is hiring in the editorial department. I've loved every second of working here for the past year—and I'm not just saying that because my bosses follow me on Twitter:

https://t.co/bMW0ITC2GT

[Paige Vega @PaigeBlank]

CALL FOR #PITCHES: For @voxdotcom, I'm looking to assign stories on climate change that help readers better understand and navigate our world. Reportage $1+/word. More info THREADED👇

I hope this finds its way to someone who could use it right now ����
https://t.co/VQnjIyrh3j

[Qwoted @qwoted]

Congratulations to @InkHousePR for ranking in the #QwotedAgency50 - the best of the best in PR agencies! Read more: https://t.co/v3UeZDHjN5

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

Just as a follow-up here - I got my booster today, and afterward, the pharmacist handed me a form and said, "Here, this is your proof of vaccination for school."

Um. Sir, please. How old do you think I am?

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

I would like to thank the Wegman's employee that carded me this morning. As if buying a bottle of wine at the grocery store on a weekday before 9 a.m. doesn't scream "I'm in my 30s!"

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

Today, my 2 year old explained to me that an upside down u "looks like a lowercase n"

and he's not wrong

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

Wait, you mean to tell me that "sassafras" is indeed a tree with "lobed aromatic leaves" and not in fact a cute little quip for a sassy attitude? Damn, I may or may not have been using that word wrong.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

What's a word that is so fun to say, you wish you could use it more?

We're going to try to say this word 23% more frequently.
https://t.co/zFEl8GD8Fh

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

I would like to thank the Wegman's employee that carded me this morning. As if buying a bottle of wine at the grocery store on a weekday before 9 a.m. doesn't scream "I'm in my 30s!"

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

When my toddler said he wanted a cookie so I said I wanted a million dollars, he responded, "DOLLARS!? Who's dollars?!" Then proceeded to walk about the house, asking no one in particular, "who's dollars??!" while deliriously laughing. Idk pretty relatable reaction to capitalism.

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

So no one was going to tell me that grizzlies sound like Chewbacca? I really had to be today years old when I found out bears sound like Wookiees?? Are you serious right now

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 I'm excited to announce that after years of pestering her, my mom finally got an iPhone, and therefore – after careful consideration – we have decided to let her back into the family group chat.

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

Don't end up like me, whose once carefully-curated Netflix feed is now infested with recommendations like "Llama Llama" and "Blippi's Adventures" and "Chip and Potato" and "Shark Dog," which apparently is a "95% match" for me. I lie awake at night knowing I can never undo this.

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

I made an error in judgement. I am sharing this in the hopes that it will save someone from making the same mistake.

Whenever you decide to introduce screen time to your kid, don't - I repeat, DON'T - let them use your Netflix profile. Create a separate profile for your kid.

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

I made an error in judgement. I am sharing this in the hopes that it will save someone from making the same mistake.

Whenever you decide to introduce screen time to your kid, don't - I repeat, DON'T - let them use your Netflix profile. Create a separate profile for your kid.

[Sally Brown @sallybrownPR]

My 2 yr old has his first dentist appointment tomorrow. He told me he's "so excited for the dentist." So, naturally, I'm spending my night mentally preparing for whatever new toddler meltdown public tantrum horror show awaits me.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@BrooklynSun76 Brb looking it up

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The Human Rights Campaign has declared a state of emergency for LGBTQ+ people living in the U.S. — the first time the organization has made such a warning in its 40-year history.