Sally LaRowe

Chicagoan by way of St. Louis.

Baker, writer, dog mom to three pups. Hater of pants, lover of all black everything.

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[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

@WBEZ If they really cared about Catholic values and being pro-family, they would grant their employees more than two weeks of paid paternity leave.

[Terrance A. Sullivan @TASullivan]

Umm if the department of education doesn’t exist then neither do my student loans

[Jon Boeckenstedt @JonBoeckenstedt]

Only if you hate them.

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

The fact that Nelly was not Star Baker for bread week is some of the worst Paul Hollywood nonsense I've seen.

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Nelly really has become a new national treasure and no one can convince me otherwise, queen #GBBO #bakeoff

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

@wyllinois Omg 😭

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

As a former emo-goth theater kid the list of immensely depressing musicals I had on repeat is unending. Divorce? The Last 5 Years. Murder? Sweeney Todd. Presidential Assassinations? Assassins. The desperate loneliness of being the only single friend? Company. I COULD GO ON.

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

It's my favorite month 🎃

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

I never thought of Adam Brody for Michael in The Princess Diaries and now that the idea has been introduced I am so mad it didn't happen.

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Adam Brody, as a warm, charming, kind and slightly nerdy romcom lead is for all us girls who thought (think) Seth Cohen is the perfect boyfriend protoype. How satisfying that he's everything I wanted him to be. And I maintain he should have played Michael in TPD

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Male pundits need to train their fingers not to tweet

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

Dan had never seen a Cybertruck until today and told me in disbelief that he was convinced they were just a meme and they didn't actually exist because honestly, why do they?

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

I'm doing a trial of premium LinkedIn so I can figure out what to do next with my life but the only thing I've taken from it so far is my former mother-in-law apparently looks at my LinkedIn page with some regularity.

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

@wyllinois I did not know what this meant and instead of showing me, Dan just started doing an impression of the Eagle Man and it sounds... deranged?

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

If they don't get Roy and Keeley back together I swear...

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

Watching kids move into dorms today and I think there is maybe no act of fatherly love that speaks to me more than a dad who is not from the city desperately trying to parallel park with no rear visibility because his car is stuffed with his daughter's tchotchkes.

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

I know better than to lionize a politician but I do deeply adore Elizabeth Warren and am still a little mad she wasn't our 2020 nominee.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

We’re all cutting onions in here as @ewarren gets misty with the incredible warm and deserved welcome she just received. 😭❤️🇺🇸 #DNC2024CHICAGO

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

God bless the employees at the Fullerton AT&T store who had to figure out what to do with me sobbing in January 2020 trying to get my number off the family plan I shared with my ex.

[emily may @emilykmay]

never thought about how many random ass people i would have to tell that i was getting divorced. verizon employees! car insurance agents! a trader joe's employee! (i did not have to tell the trader joe's employee but that one felt right).

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

I had to delete and repost because some pro-T***p folks found me thought I was anti-DNC for, like, *weird* reasons instead of wanting them to be more progressive (or, you know, less child-murdery). I will obviously begrudgingly vote for a less-than-perfect Democratic ticket.

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

My issues with the DNC and its treatment of pro-Palestinian protestors is currently at odds with my Chicago-pride-filled heart being warmed by non-Chicagoans posting about being impressed by Chicago things.

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

Love this for her.

https://t.co/3rSvjm92Xo