Captain Red (temp takeover)

Hello, it’s me, Crewmate. I am the good guy on the spaceship. I complete all the tasks. complete all the tasks before the impostor tries to destroy us.
SFW ONLY

[Captain Red (temp takeover) @SallyMenace]

* I support gay rights
* trans rights are human rights too
* Fuck ICE
* All ethnicities are valid
* Fuck isreal
* LGBT+ people are all valid
* pedos, zoos, necros, ect, are horrible people who deserve to rot in hell
And anyone who disagrees gets a block

[Captain Red (temp takeover) @SallyMenace]

Dangers of hyping up green

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@Brutal_Drei ///it was funny

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////working on his emo ass husband

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Final version for now

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fraudninja slander

[Gallade @Gallade1]

Pokémon with a lower base stat total than Gogoat-

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@BlazikenKj true...

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////WHEN DID YOU ALL SIMP SALAMENCE OF ALL THINGS??¿?

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he's fat and obese and rotund///

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there we go////

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////working on his emo ass husband

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@Paulbagnot Absolutely peak

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MY GOAT LIKED MY ART?????////////// /positive

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@NebbyXC True true

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THEY'RE REMOVING SALAMENCES OBESITY WITH EACH NEW FORM///

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@EonReporter Genuinely

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///I'm genuinely dreading the possibility fans start paroting my rant until it eventually devolves to "new bad old good." Like no. That was not my intent. I was making an observation on how it felt like salamence was flanderized and lost it's personality and desires.

[Captain Red (temp takeover) @SallyMenace]

///I'ma be real, I hate how modern pokemon treat Salamence. A huge reason I love them is because their original lore was so wholesome and motivating. The story was about someone wanting a dream. Having a goal they worked hard for despite how impossible it may seem.+

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@Mogtaki SAME

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///Why am i unironically tempted to make an anthro salamence oc and use magnus from spyro as refrence for proportions

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@IzashiIdealizer OwO

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///i forgot to add the ///
We are NOT canonizing red as a fatfur artist /silly

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somehow me upon hitting post:

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@IzashiIdealizer Hello

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////i may have accientally summoned the furry community-

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@EPeen1273352 Both is good

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///As someone who LOVES roaring moon, i genuinely prefer salamence a lot ngl.

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///and fail to see WHAT makes them so cool. which all this is WHY i despise modern salamence lore so much. Salamence being my favorite pokemon is WHY i care so much for how it is written and portrayed. They just took away all their personality and charm. and i hate it.

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@IzashiIdealizer i have

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///Is it wrong i'm a zard fan in 2026

[Churty @PikaPikachu150]

I love you Charizard 🧡🥺

#Pokemon #Anipoke #ポケモン

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///not gonna lie, the reason i used magnus as a base is because IDK how people can look at salamence and tell you "that's skinny/slim" in any way shape or form. and i just felt magnus fit how i'd imagine an anthro salamence proportionately

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///w.i.p

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Me after trying to fight you: (they think it's sus)

[Mr. Parody @TheOldPolicy]

You know what, people aren't being creative enough.

Fight me.