dave’s killer gf🪡

a hothouse flower, a delicate person, a massive introvert 🎱💖 ☀️sag 🌙 ⬆️ pisces

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

the artist 🎾 the art

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

trying to come to terms with the fact that i think oops…i did it again is my favorite song

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

trying to come to terms with the fact that i think hot in here by nelly might be my favorite song

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

learning that @nuekerk secretly flips off children for fun has opened a whole new world of magical mischief for me, thank u dad 🙏

[Fascination Street @FascinationStPd]

Take a walk with me down Fascination Street as l get to know horror fiction author Scott R. Jones @PimpMyShoggoth
In this episode, we chat about his previous careers, his first novel, STONEFISH, his brand new novel DRILL, plus his experience in the JW.
https://t.co/A73oa62pQ0

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

if i’m not opening the school (my usual shift) i’m incapable of being less than 20 minutes early. like i know it’s fine and other people can do it but like what if it’s not and they can’t

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

now that I’ve been teaching for a few years it’s like, I can look back on all my bad teachers with sooo much grace. They were mew teachers or didn’t know what they were doing. Not Ms. Gregory though she can still eat my shorts

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

every time i learn something new about OCD i just have to 😬😬😬😬 and turn away and not think about it ha ha

[Brendon Burton @burtoo]

June

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

if there’s one thing i’m gonna do it’s flash my lights at oncoming traffic to warn them of the speed trap that i just passed going 3 under because i’m a grandma

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

the @tacobell burrito tortillas got really good randomly for like two years. i eat tb at least once a week usually 2-3 times and I’m a fucking particular eater so you gotta trust me on this.
anyway they’re bad again 😒

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

“trans vegan men in black” from your lips to god’s ears 🙏 @mysteriousuniv

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

trying to come to terms with the fact that i think hot in here by nelly might be my favorite song

[Scott R. Jones ORDER #DRILLnovel below \/\/\/ @PimpMyShoggoth]

The Mailman. The Stoner. The Sorcerer. The Father. The Writer. The Demoniac. The Cult Leader. Meet them all in #DRILLnovel. Preorder Link in following tweet.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

:/

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

found the world’s worst book title

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

🚨ALERT🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨
except it is?! DRILL has arrived and I am so beyond excited, thank you @PimpMyShoggoth !

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

🩵🥰🌸💖

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

still can’t believe i used to drive the long way to a school that made me miserable so i could drive past a field of goats. and now i work at a school that i love so much and THERES GOATS AT THE SCHOOL. now tell me you can’t shape the universe if you want to 🐐

[dave’s killer gf🪡 @SallyZebra]

politely waiting in my car outside the deserted subway because i can see they’re not done with my order yet

[winterofherdiscontent @winter_of_her]

. 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓲 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷

...i made another dune illustration