Salvatore Fiannaca

Bios are for pussies

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Seriously, what is wrong with you people?

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Johns Hopkins reports that mushrooms can help long term smokers kick the habit. http://t.co/XIEO3y0GvW

[Salvatore Fiannaca @Salmichael91]

@madflavor I would If there wasn't all this fucking susquehanna weed floating around my town!

[Salvatore Fiannaca @Salmichael91]

Buzzfeed trying to imitate real life is like when my dog thinks he's people. cute for about 5 seconds..but hes not people.

[Salvatore Fiannaca @Salmichael91]

Ice bucket challenge haters bitch about people suddenly giving a fuck about ALS . Yet they all suddenly care about wasting water. LOL!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"Doctor Who Survived Ebola: 'God Saved My Life'." Yep. And I killed the hundreds of Africans who died of it, because screw them.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

The next time you're in a hurry imagine yourself on your death bed thinking about how dumb you were to always be in a hurry.