Peter Salmon

love football i want you to doubt me, i dont want you to believe cause this is something that i must use to succeed -eminem

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

@jamus_spillane What is this american dad? Hahaha

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

So annoyed, stupid iPhone won't charge and this yoke hardly works atall #FirstWorldProblems

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Ever see a name pop up on your news feeds and be like, "since when did you magically appear in my friends list"

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Man that was rough

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Okay ... Thank fuck the awkwardness of the last few days has died down a bit ...

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

I feel so loved whenever somebody mentions me in a comment

[Ross Byrne @RossByrne1997]

I wish there was a switch that you could flick to make you fall asleep and then a dial for how long you want to sleep

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

@RossByrne1997 Well played #Served #SmokedSalmon ;)

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

@RossByrne1997 Who's playing with jesus ? ;)

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

My Shoulder is in bits

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Us:Miss who'd win in a fight a Dretisorous or a t-rex
Miss: well a dretisorous is bigger
Us: @TheNotoriousMMA McGregor or dretisorous?

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Driving miss Carroll mad in science lol x

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

When youre waiting for someone outside of a bathroom and you dont know if theyre gone on or not

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

@jamus_spillane who? what? who? :P

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Such a comfy night in

[Debs @debs__c]

when people don't reply in the middle of a conversation, fine if you don't wanna talk but it's not seen and your not replying.. Are you okay

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Had my ass absolutely handed to me tonight. #2BlackBelts #3BrownBelts #EddieKone

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

@GillerMegan you all G ? O.o

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Can actually feel a headache coming on ...

[Peter Salmon @SalmonPeter98]

Listening to usher pop ya colla. what is life...