Sal

professional candy crusher (lvl 400+) & newly-minted NYT games hobbyist (wordle, strands, spelling bee)

[Sal @SaloniSings]

Oh absolutely feels like being trapped in an awful marriage esp if they’re messy/don’t clean up after themselves and pretty much force you to pick up all household tasks

[Ananya @uff_meri_adaa]

an annoying roommate can really give you a preview into what marrying wrong could look like

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

Nonreaders will never understand what it's like to read a line so perfect, you have to take a minute to scream and grin stupidly before continuing

[々 @ayospawned]

i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is a woman acting like an unhinged little creature while the man just finds her endlessly entertaining instead of emotionally draining.

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[Sal @SaloniSings]

Strands #861
“In the Big Apple”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵🔵🔵

I ❤️ NYC

[tife⭐ @luvtifee]

bruh, i have this unwavering certainty that i am actually going to win in life.

[Sal @SaloniSings]

@janwhyy I'll let the other girlies answer your Qs, but PLEASE:
- Do NOT go to VLCC, Kaya is better but do you research
- Ensure a doctor is involved, and not just a technician
- Be aware of paradoxical hair growth, esp if you have PCOS
- Don't laser areas with very fine hair/ peach fuzz

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day or two)

[edina. PETERPETAL & TATESHEAGA WEEK! @folklorefy]

2026 is definitely for the romcom girlies

[Sal @SaloniSings]

this would fix me (partially)

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Sal @SaloniSings]

Oh charlotte you will always be iconic

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[amirtha @ewyuckugh]

every time i learn the spelling of janhvi they go ahead and change it wtf man

[mari 🫧 @chevitadestenti]

come si chiama il disturbo mentale che mi porta a cercare spoiler di una serie/un film che sto guardando per scoprire prima le cose e prepararmi psicologicamente a quello a cui assisterò?

[Om @betterrcallom]

happy june 16th to everyone who celebrates. the most important walk in cinema happened today. somewhere in vienna its always sunset.

[𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 @bylarisha]

olivia rodrigo album being so stupidly insanely good, where's that gif of the duck smoking a cigarette

[Θωμᾶς del Vasto @Thomasdelvasto_]

People who come from healthy family backgrounds are extremely, almost unbelievably naive about how bad things can get

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.