Salvatore Sparaco

#BDM #SamElliots

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@CodyBrownBets 46 yards end of 1st quarter.

[Jez @jezdrawspicture]

Fuck Dry January. Pubs are struggling. #SupportYourLocalBoozer

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I’m not good at much. But I’m really good at ruining underwear.

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Is there a bald referee protocol as soon as March Madness begins? The statistics are astounding.

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@FP_Champagne @DLeBlancNB @AnitaAnandMP @JustinTrudeau @viraniarif @pablorodriguez @fsorbara @TurnbullWhitby Gotta love low information politicians.

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@trevorlamb_ Wait until you hear about July, dude!

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@_MrGotti That was such a gnarly triple though. Dude is faster than Christ on water.

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@trevorlamb_ Download RCT Classic on your phone.

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@DavidSaintignon @WaffleHouse Smothered, covered, chunked and fucked!

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@trevorlamb_ Are you a fan of ceiling fans?

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@trevorlamb_ You’re working for erectile dysfunction?

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@trevorlamb_ That’s good shit, mate.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Hands-free telephone headset tv commercial from 1993

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@trevorlamb_ Have you tried the Cap’N Crunch Salt & Vinegar?

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@trevorlamb_ I got nipples on mah tittaes.

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The wife beater is the thong of t-shirts.

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@_queso_dillon_ FB will never be the same.

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@tae15adams Who is your favorite Sesame Street character?