Salt Elemental 💙

You could stop at five or six Twitters for your #Warcraft shitposts and saltposts, or just one. I'm a salt elemental. What'd you expect?

[Salt Elemental 💙 @SaltElemental]

wow i really love world of warcraft™ by blizzard entertainment® (2004)

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who do you think tops, khadgar or illidan?

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@thejainafan you would have to ask the author who blocked me for pointing out the racism in twilight of the aspects

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not me finding out the original outline of arthas and jaina's romance in the warcraft 3 manual and realizing how much jaina was done dirty by the novel...

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@thejainafan 40 YEAR OLD WOMEN ARE HOT I'M SORRY THAT YOU ARE BLIND TO THIS

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LET JAINA HAVE WRINKLES SHE'S OVER 40 LET HER BE FUCKING NORMAL

[InFamousHero @Khanlusa]

The replies to this being 80% “lol she uses magic” haven’t exactly ✨ won me over ✨

And for the “maybe she just takes good care of herself” I’m sorry, the woman who in BFA looked like she hadn’t had a good nights sleep in YEARS is taking care of herself????

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can't wait to be smugged to death by knaifu and her raw dog ass feet

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oh I'm gonna fuck that spider queen bintch

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@thejainafan although boy you are going to see salt the likes of which the world has never known if this becomes a fucking cursed gift of apollo ass tweet later on

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I' M ABOUT TO LOSE IT

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@thejainafan now to be fair

she did lose it at one point

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@MistweaverLily this is absolutely big ilvl energy

[Salt Elemental 💙 @SaltElemental]

@MistweaverLily that, and every time i was in a place to upgrade my gear, i had to be ONE MORE LEVEL HIGHER to do so, and i was just like, screw it, i'll wait till the next item drops

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thraina wedding when

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"there's more to magni than THE WOONZ" but like, is there?

[Salt Elemental 💙 @SaltElemental]

look i understand that... actually i don't. that prepatch questline is a dry fart of story covering another mindless grind for limited time currency & catch-up cosmetics/trinkets. and in the end, we don't even get a crumb of answers, we just get magni laying there for a month.

[Salt Elemental 💙 @SaltElemental]

i should just get back to shitposting, everything else is horrible

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that bonus reward is a fucking joke lmao
well, at least i'm laughing?

[Heather Campbell @makaniart]

i can't stop thinking about #nathanos being this ugly, mean little stinkdog sylvanas takes with her everywhere and kisses on the mouth and everyone just hates it #warcraft

[ry @ryberspace]

can u guys not treat red states like deplorable wastelands filled with people who dont matter btw. like it is pissing me off thanks. its also incredibly dehumanizing