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I’m not much into health food. I am into champagne. 🥂

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

YUP, I beat @vagascab Super Mario Maker level WITH the horse head on! #putsomerespekonmyname #horsehead #horsemask #supermariomaker #twitchclips #twitch

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

Went down a google rabbit hole about Anteaters last night 🤣😂🤣They eat 30,000 ants a day! But I have some questions… How many calories is 1 ant? How long does it take to eat 30,000 ants? Can I have one in Arkansas? Would I be able to rent it out?

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

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[Forbes @Forbes]

Taylor Swift’s New Era: The Pop Star Becomes A Billionaire https://t.co/ZINNqDUoGw by @MarisaDellatto

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

🌟 PSA for your PSL! 🌟 1/2 priced handcrafted drinks at @Starbucks today from 12:00-6:00! Coupon is in the app! ☕️

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@DateDateline 🤣🤣🤣 Good Answer!!!

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

Never light up a _________.
A) Room
B) Banana
C) Bowling Alley
D) A & C
E) None of the above.
F) All of the above.

#dateline @DateDateline

[Dateline NBC @DatelineNBC]

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[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@SouthwestAir Thank you so much! I just sent a DM with the information! ✈️

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

I would like to announce the upcoming Stardew Valley Cookbook! It'll be out next spring, and includes 50 recipes from the game... such as pink cake, salad, and the strange bun. Cover illustration by @kee_fry

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@DateDateline Don’t ever fall asleep with your shoes on at a tattoo party or you’ll end up like this guy!

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@dawestheband @AmerSongwriter @jertr0n1

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@jertr0n1 🤣🤣🤣 “the wickedly talented, the one and only…..Adele Dazeem” -John Travolta

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@JohnDot989 Hey JohnDot….. when was Chris Cornell at his finest? 🤣😂🤣😂

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@JohnDot989 You can skip the gym but you should never skip leg day. 🤣

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@ClassicJohnno Best idea I’ve heard all day 🤣

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

I have a hair appointment coming up. Should I keep it the same as it has been for 20+ years or try something new? 🤣

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

you can blame it on my roots. you can blame it on the juice. I think I know why they hate me though…. its gotta be the boots 👢 #newbootgoofin

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

@vagascab The early squirrel gets the…..worm?

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

I thought everyone replaced “girl” with “squirrel” when singing any song. No? e.g. 🎶 I wish they all could be California squirrelllsssssss 🎶 #squirrelsbeforegirls

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

Is this a xtweet? #theXissilent #askingforafriend #xelonxmusk @elonmusk

[salTHATgal @salTHATgal]

So incredibly sad. Hopefully it happened so quick that they weren’t able to realize what was happening. 🙏

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: A secret underwater detection system heard Sunday what was likely the implosion of the Titan submersible, Navy official says. https://t.co/Lr6FF7uyiJ