Salty Tofu

Ugh, what are you looking at? Well, I suppose I can play with you for now, just don’t mistake me for that shitty other Tofu! Can you make me happier?

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

★About the Mun!★
Hello~ My name is Starry! This is an rp account for Salty Tofu! Feel free to interact, and I apologize in advance for my cursed thot. >w<

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@Fruit_CakeBoi “I think you’ve mistaken yourself~ Perhaps you’ve met my brother, Salty, yes?”

[Oop, there’s that mischievous grin, he be SCHEMING]

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@B_52_shot Food? Eh? Well, give it to me! Gimme gimme!

[He makes obnoxious grabby hands while chuckling]

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

Jail, cock, and Bussy.

Sounds about right
https://t.co/7QCzDBvFPK

[@DCHomos @DCHomos]

Happy New Year! The first 3 things you see will come to you in 2020 🍾

[Sherp 🍝 @illustia_]

Set of icon style Food Souls because I was in the mood to draw this weekend.

#フーファンお絵描き

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@SweetRedGeneral Get away! Gremlin! Ack, you're gonna ruin my nails!

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@SweetRedGeneral euGH! Don't cry on me! Get your snotty face away from my person!

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@SweetRedGeneral Well you sure do look like a pig, : ))))

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@SweetRedGeneral N-Nickelodeon

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@SweetRedGeneral Don't whine Neopolitan

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@Fruit_CakeBoi @kawaiitangyuan For a split second, confusion is evident on his face. Someone caring for him? That was... new.

“You can touch me anytime you want, hotstuff~” he purred, decisively avoiding eye contact, “...And I wasn’t freaking out. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@miss_lady_alina Yes, a picture of god themself

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

Don't mind me just buying a vuvuzela off Amazon.

Nothing suspicious going on here~ : )

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@Fruit_CakeBoi @kawaiitangyuan His eye twitches for a moment, his tapping getting rhythmic as he calmed down. The beats becoming more musical as his breathing slowed. He looks up when Cassata asks, eyes still darting nervously before a cheeky, forced grin appears on his face.

"Aww, Tooty's worried for me~"

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@kawaiitangyuan @Fruit_CakeBoi [He moves away from the cloth at first, eyeing her cautiously before letting out a shuddering breath, letting her do her work.]

"... Ow."

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@LockedBreadBox ☆((Aw jeez, it's alright! It just caught me off guard! Thank you for apologizing, I really appreciate it! Apology very much accepted! I'm really sorry about your cat, ;w;, I'm sending all my good wishes to them! Give them lots of kisses for me, ok? Take care of yourself too!))

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@Fruit_CakeBoi @kawaiitangyuan He can only hum in response, tapping his foot erratically as his eyes dart around the room. He couldn't quite chase away the paranoic thoughts swirling in his head. They hadn't gotten this bad in a long time.

"S'fine, s'fine. Everythings s'fine."

[Salty Tofu @SaltiestThot]

@Fruit_CakeBoi @kawaiitangyuan [He flinches at the touch, eyes wild with paranoia as his breath hitches, but quickly swallows it down as he notices it's nothing harmful, just shaking his head quietly.]

"... M'fine. Nothing new."