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[John @SaltLifeJohn]

I guess Florida isn't that bad

[Shai Benbasat (MrShibolet) @MrShibolet]

First day at AWS, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[sophie @netcapgirl]

when your ai girlfriend was on aws us east 1

[Horóscopa | Lisandra Alvarado López 𖥔 ݁ ˖ @hxroscopa]

@Skyyyuh just select “dark” and then open the safari app

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 #BREAKING: The House COVID Committee has released its final report after a 2-year investigation.

MAJOR FINDINGS:
- The NIH funded gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab.
- The Constitution can't be suspended in times of crisis.
- COVID emerging from a lab leak is "not a conspiracy theory."
- EcoHealth and Dr. Peter Daszak should "never again" receive taxpayer funds.
- Public health officials have lost the trust of the people.
- Trump's Operation Warp Speed was a success.
- The COVID response was "rampant" with fraud, waste and abuse.
- "The prescription cannot be worse than the disease," lockdowns had horrific consequences.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

RoaringKitty, aka DeepFuckingValue, just disclosed he is the GameStop, $GME whale I was tracking last week.

He has $65,700,000 in $GME calls.

Here is exactly when he bought, using Unusual Whales:

05/31 3:54:44 $2.8M
05/30 3:59:39 $2.6M
05/29 10:53:39 $2M
05/28 3:40:26 $3.25M
05/28 12:21:28 $4.13M
05/24 2:49:39 $1.75M
05/24 2:09:44 $1.68M
05/22 3:52:09 $3.38M
05/22 3:06:22 $1.06M
05/22 3:03:45 $3.53M
05/22 2:38:49 $3.35M
05/22 2:32:33 $3.13M
05/22 2:28:29 $3.1M
05/22 2:15:53 $2.9M
05/22 1:26:36 $2.93M
05/22 12:56:43 $2.75M
05/22 12:18:58 $2.5M
05/22 12:04:54 $2.5M
05/22 11:52:37 $2.5M
05/22 11:38:12 $2.5M
05/21 3:57:25 $2.88M
05/21 3:54:58 $2.75M
05/21 3:49:31 $2.48M
05/21 2:59:45 $2.5M
05/20 3:50:07 $2.42M
05/20 3:49:16 $2.3M

Insane and tracked in REAL TIME.

[Madni Aghadi @hey_madni]

5. Porsche

[Winston Smith @vdub12]

@LeadingReport I would rather see a bill removing illegal aliens from census counts. The census should only count legal citizens. A state should not receive more representation and more electoral votes because they have a large illegal alien population.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Most Americans are still unaware that the census counts ALL people, including illegal immigrants, for deciding how many House seats each state gets!

This results in Dem states getting roughly 20 more House seats, which is another strong incentive for them not to deport illegals.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you’re reading this post, it’s because our servers are working

[Liquid Stranger @LiquidStranger]

THANK YOU WAKAAN ROCKS 👐

[Based Waifuu @BasedWaifuu]

How do I deposit Monopoly money to my bank account?

[finally @FinallyX]

i am married to a goddess. winning never looked so good.

[John @SaltLifeJohn]

Dana Hyde dead from “turbulence”. Laceration to head.

FAA statistics: (2009-2021) a TOTAL of 146 INJURIES caused by turbulence.

15 consecutive data tracked years only 1 casualty due to turbulence. Dana Hyde FORMER Obama/Clinton administrative lawyer.

Who’s talking about this?

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

I’d bet my equity in Prime that Jake Paul beats Tommy Fury tonight

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“An empty browser history says more than a full one” – Abraham Lincoln

[John @SaltLifeJohn]

$johnmatera1

[Cash App @CashApp]

We’re ringing in 2023 with a $23,000 #CashAppFriday. It seems like bad luck if we don’t. Follow @cashapp and QRT this with your $cashtag for a chance to win $23.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Tampax US account is *not* parody.

[jpgx.eth 👀 @jpgx_eth]

Wondering how people make more than $200,000/month from trading NFTs?

Here's a list of tools they probably don't want you to know about...

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[Ron Hernandez @saab007]

Tupelo pilot makes Walmart a Target 🎯