SaltnSass

what, from the bottom of my heart, the f*ck

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It’s official... I am in a relationship

With my bed💍😍

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Made some banana bread tonight… smells delish and it’s so soft🤤

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@SliimeCody Wonderful

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I don’t need to work from home but it sounds good every once in a while

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My coworker is over here falling in love and all I can think about is omg… what if she gets married and I’m going to have to carry all this work my coworkers won’t do when she’s out💀

This has got to be a sign to get a new job, how sad😂

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@archeryaddict88 This flat top is just so ugly… the moment it gets dirty… it’s a whole job

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I saw a video today with this girl who was frustrated because she has an electric stove… I feel that👩‍🍳

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You deserve a coffee this morning☕️☀️

Go get you some🤍

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I know cleaning right now will be satisfying when I later, come home to a clean house… but it’s the cleaning part😭😅😂

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@chic_corporate I look forward to this one day 😅

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I would love to have a job where I’m valued.

Does this exist?

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You’re taking three days off but yes… please leave during work hours to go run an errand🙄

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Does your nail tech not believe in cuticle oil😭

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When my coworker comes in all worked up… it rubs off on me, I swear

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The manager who doesn’t care for me came into the office today… how nice

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One more day 🧘‍♀️

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@archeryaddict88 My family was always very like… this is the family’s house not just the child’s house and so I guess they instilled in the sharing aspect soon in life lol

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Also… question… do you let your kid run the tv the whole time you’re home? My family members do not outside of a few shows and then it’s on to movies or whatever for others

The only thing on my tv since she’s been here is bluey and peppa the pig.

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I just need to make it to July 31st.

I need my vacation immediately

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@archeryaddict88 I, myself… am exhausted catering to her. I don’t know how she does it and can afford to.

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My friend is literally a short order cook for her 5 YEAR OLD.

I’ve never prepared/cooked more meals for a human in my life who eats one bite then asks for more stuff.