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I secretly love that salty bitch Nesta that I created. #velaris #youcantsitwithus

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#youcantsitwithus 😜

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I just entered to win an awesome prize from @Aptivada. https://t.co/oJDCJ9tdf1

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I'm famous everyone! I had a guest role on Spongebob

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Every time we go thrift shopping for shiny things @AmrenNightCourt uses me as her basket 🙄

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I'm going to glitter shit today.

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@MessyBitchSuri

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@rhymeswithbnana @AmrenNightCourt Don't worry I have a lifetime supply of super glue for this very reason.

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If anyone was wondering where I was fir the wedding @Nesta_BitchALot @CassianManBun I was mistaken for the punch bowl the whole time 😳🙄

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@creepyafbook2

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@_Bryaxis_ @FeyreArcheron3 @Nesta_BitchALot @CassianManBun @rhysinthesheets @Cauldy_Cauldron we would def take the audience away...

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Uh oh time to empty the cauldron

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Why yes, that is my breakfast of choice every morning!

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5. Apologize. 6. Repeat. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Step 1: try to fit in w complete strangers. 2. Realize it's not working. 3. Cuss them out. 4. Post about it on every social platform.

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Your personal insecurities are not a valid excuse to be a fudge packing pickle licker to others.

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Me trying to gobble up my kill quickly without evidence

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Little star. Those bat boys warm my nonexistent cauldron heaaaaaaaarrrrttt

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Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what u r. Up above flying so high like sexy demon bats in the skkkky. Twinkle twinkle...

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Missing my #monstersquad thanks to me being a...

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@EvilQueenKeir @rhysinthesheets

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Why didn't I ever get my letter to Hogwarts?! Im the main thing in potion class damnit!