David Chettle

Former matelot, Chartered Secretary and, once upon a time, front row forward. Enjoying retirement and the ups and downs of following Leicester Tigers.

[Chris Egerton @EgertonSport]

There's the template for December 5th.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

BREAKING: Former Government minister and Conservative MP for Old Bexley and Sidcup James Brokenshire, who had been suffering from lung cancer, has died aged 53.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

To be fair, when you can’t get a woman sacked, arrested or dropped by her publisher, and cancelling her only made her book sales go up, there’s really only one place to go.

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@GaryLineker @England Once more the woke, liberal Lineker pontificates by way of his fundamental orifice #windyourneckinlineker

[Leave.EU @LeaveEUOfficial]

"When you think you've heard it all from Prince Harry, he nourishes us with more of his stupidity!"

Brilliant from Sky News Australia, yet again ⬇

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@LCFC Burbage, Leicestershire #cupfinal

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

Too much subliminal messaging in replay/live transitions sees initial impact being lost #NORvGLO #DrawTheLine

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@drlukeevans Are you suggesting we get naked (bare) or persevere with you (bear) until you have the solution? Baffled of Burbage

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@deandunham Sykes refused to give me owners details on 1 Apr. Template 1 sent 9 Apr. 15 Apr Sykes acknowledged receipt and said it will be passed to owners in due course. Have emailed daily since then for confirmation letter has been passed to owner. No response. What now please?

[Denis Skinner @BolsoverBeast]

Gavin Williamson’s failure cost him his job.
Chris Grayling’s incompetence has cost UK taxpayers £2.7bn.

What information has Grayling got about May which keeps him in office?

[Leave.EU @LeaveEUOfficial]

WATCH | Peter Shore addresses the Oxford Union in 1975: "Do you think Australia will give Japan the right to make the laws in Australia? Do you think Canada is going to allow its laws to be written by America? Of course not! The whole thing is an absurdity!" #ThursdayThoughts

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@spikestweeting @BBCBreaking @theJeremyVine Might be because some 17.4 million people voted to leave?

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@KateHoeyMP @DavidJoBrexit Well said Ma'am.

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@ChukaUmunna @TheIndGroup The indicative vote was given in 2016 by some 17.4m people. If you don't like Mrs May's deal then accept WTO terms. Simples!!

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

Think @ShaneWilliams11 earns his commentary fee based on the number of words he speaks! #giveitarestshane #vaccinatedwithagramaphoneneedle

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

Just arrived at Geneva airport where the queue for passport control has a sign tantalisingly saying “EU passports & UK passports”. A wonderful taste of things to come!

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@RBurnett348 He was a bit slow off the mark then!

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@DominicBarrow Sorry you're going. Always one of my favourite Tigers. Will await your memoirs as to why? Good luck you'll be missed

[David Chettle @SaltyJackTar]

@martin_crowson @LeicesterTigers Best wishes for future Martin it's been an absolute pleasure knowing you. Go well!

[Nicola Jones @PalmtreeAlbert]

@TigersLeicester I’m sorry to say that after 16 seasons of travelling 220 mile round trip we didn’t renew after the way Aaron Mauger was treated. Cohen has sucked the soul out of our Club - he’s a suit not a coach MO’C was cheap unsuccessful choice #talkwithurfeettheteamare!