Dorianna

Daughter of Poseidon. Marine Biology Major/Theatre Minor. Bartender at The Fates.

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

I still think my point is valid.

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

He's only freaked out a lot.

(please note the wine in the coffee mug)

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@EightysWeedpoet A drink.

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

I have Thanksgiving with my dad later tonight and Di is coming 🆘🙃🦃

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@EightysWeedpoet Yeah, but he doesn't know. Oh 🐳

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

So guess what I did a few days ago? 🐚😁

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@foreheadspawn @GreekBlackLily Because my dad doesn't understand that I'm not five years old...

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

In love with this new badge 😍

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@foreheadspawn @GreekBlackLily I think my dad thinks you'll be a positive influence of my life or some shit like that

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@foreheadspawn @GreekBlackLily UC Berkeley

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@foreheadspawn @GreekBlackLily Because my professor is an asshole

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@GreekBlackLily The struggle is real

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@foreheadspawn @GreekBlackLily We live together

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@GreekBlackLily @foreheadspawn I guess. My dad wants me to be friends with him or something.

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@foreheadspawn These jokes had almost gone away until the Finding Dory trailer came out #fml

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@foreheadspawn My dad wants me to hang out with you. So this is me formally inviting you to hang out or whatever.

[Anthea @GreekBlackLily]

It's so nice to have the gang together @SaltySeaBabe @cleocypress @EightysWeedpoet

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@EightysWeedpoet He owns this little theatre company on the side of all his God stuff

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

@EightysWeedpoet No, I'm just gonna chill at my place & paint some sea shells until Di gets off work 👍🏻

[Dorianna @SaltySeaBabe]

I'M BORED 🐚🎨