Nick Salzman

If you ain't first, you're last.

[snowman @snowmanllc]

the nefarious cabal of bartenders has once again overserved me

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

ever watch jordy nelson run a deep post?

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

@hitchariide

[Hobbit’s Pipe @ParagonDeku]

Nymphomaniac gf: I am your hole

Me: (busy reinstalling hearthstone) I hope zoo warlock is still a thing

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

Sometimes you just have to watch 2010-2016 packer highlights and cry a little inside

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

not good for us. jets are notoriously dominate on that date

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

@Jacoblutze I don't care for the lakers but I hate brooks with a passion and hope LeBron fucks him up

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

@JoePompliano Honestly, I thought Brewers were doing it for the love of the game (drinking, not baseball). I would like to believe they're doing it for the average fan, but this just a money grab. #TailgateOrDiegate

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

@zackost @hondadeal4vets Were staying hydrated this year, happiness comes second. I'm doing a gallon a day starting now. #ThirstComesFirst

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

The chokehold Three Days Grace had in 2000-2010 needs to be studied. They missed on like 3 songs but every other one is a legitimate banger.

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

Jimmy johns would be my vote... #7 with kickin ranch is the hardest sandwich ever created

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

Best sub place

[Nick Salzman @Salzy1]

@Jacoblutze Only the finest quality of meat

[prezoh @prezoh]

pikachu is a faggot

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

he’s too strong

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

gm

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

This beer is starting to taste like grabbing a cops gun

[Ｐａｐａ Ｃｏｎｅ：２ @FuckPapaCone]

How Nords be looking at the Novice Necromancer hitting them with that dollar store frost spell