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@JeremyWingert79 Danny the Champion of the World (Dahl) was a favourite at that age - maybe dated now

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@Helen_Barnard I like Brother but the WiFi printing is not as advertised - for ours at least we have to restart it every time we want to AirPrint, then it works until next time. I’d like to print and collect, not walk to printer, ask it nicely to print and wait while it does

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@IHPower Worse: she’s telling you what mansplaining is but getting it significantly wrong

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@courtenaywrites He’s rather dry

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@nickgoff79 Like being persuaded to try shredded wheat when you’re more of a Frosties kid

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@peter_sarris Probably a poor translation of paysan

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Incredible nonchalance

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@CleansedTweets LA Law
Moonlighting
Cheers
Miami Vice

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@spermcramps Jerry Hall had the answer - the Holy Trinity, if you will

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@luvchanel_ Imagine the opposite - slowing down to an imperceptible wiggle, weakly dribbling over the finish line and lying on top of you like a dying eel!

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@fortressinlove Cunt-tonguing is a bit on the nose

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@davidzmorris I believe it was done in jest in the prickly style of House. There’s no way he (Hugh Laurie) was actually upset by her post.

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@jan_murray Is nobody going to defend Henry Moore?!

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@CuriosityonX Elongate

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@Richkhid132 Yes. You have to know she isn’t going to stop, then relax, and the reflex will kick in. It’s bad manners to let it go on too long

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@2001TJSahara @JustCallMeJoeP What like hip dysplasia?

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@flootloop25 Bladder erections, as a medic student called them, are not horny (and not an invitation). They’re a biological Catch 22 but you can and indeed must relieve the bladder for it to subside - comedy scenes

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@Natalya_1776 @SchopenhauerNow I had to take two goes at East of Eden. The first third bares little relation to the California meat. But it does introduce the possibility that the twins have different fathers - not something I’ve seen discussed much. I did Google map the area to get a feel of the land too

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@Doc_Red_ Biathlon apparently.

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@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel Nudge nudge