Sam

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[Sam @Sam58476573]

Notorious my ass

[Sam @Sam58476573]

Just to clarify NO I don’t believe in Helen Keller. It was used for dramatic affect #hellenkellernotreal

[Sam @Sam58476573]

Hellen kellers seeing eye dog could’ve beat Connor Mcgregor. Old ass broke his own leg. #stretchbro #oldass #iwantmy$300back

[Sam @Sam58476573]

Alright philly the only team allowed to jump early. Noted #nfl

[Sam @Sam58476573]

Is Patric Mahomes taking more sacks on or off the field? #mahomo

[Sam @Sam58476573]

Kendrick halftime ab to make me “turn this tv off” thank god for SZA.

[Sam @Sam58476573]

KC about to ruin my SGP because “killa trav” couldnt catch the clap if he was fuckin a hooker.

[Sam @Sam58476573]

The Kansas City Queefs are fraudulent. Been saying this since day one.

[Sam @Sam58476573]

Million dollar idea: the rizzler goes sneaker shopping with complex. #viral

[Sam @Sam58476573]

What’s the difference between your knee hitting the ground and taking a knee! #nfl #jaredgoff #tnf #whatthefuck

[Sam @Sam58476573]

In case it was unclear to anyone before, I would like to formally announce that I will NOT be running for president in the 2024 election. #notpotus

[Sam @Sam58476573]

Boom!

[Ryan Horkan @RyanHorkan_2025]

Sophomore season highlights
-Honorable mention AC
-Conference champs
-9.3ppg 2.5apg 2.0rpg
-51/115 3pm (44.3%)
@PrepHoops_WI
@WiscoENT
@WiscoAcademy
https://t.co/2sbAKVTLX5

[Sam @Sam58476573]

@2021LMHSNerfwar Elijah Lee ate a bullet at team meal 🙏 #JROTC #jrotcontop

[Sam @Sam58476573]

@2021LMHSNerfwar bella pita could not swim fast enough 🦈#JROTC #RIP

[💈Barber Barry💈 @barberbarry1]

Fuck #coronavirus some of you might be getting infected but idk about you I’m just different #different #barber #cheapcuts