Sam Johnson 🤘

I've got a bum chin.

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

Me trying to get my money back from Sky Bet

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

@ShiverTv01

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

And he still won't to over time.

[WalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @WalesOnline]

Keir Starmer had £4.5k holiday for free at a beauty spot in Wales thanks to a Swansea businessman
https://t.co/X1i4slk88w

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

The Everton fan coaches after tonight’s game with Nottingham Forest… 🤣👏

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

@JaySwingler @DylanWilliamss3

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

Eyes were bigger than my belly, sorry.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A half-eaten great white shark washed up on a beach appearing to have been the victim of a vicious attack

Read more 🔗

https://t.co/8SRIslyRue

[INTUITION @ItsIntuition]

In 2004 Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called “Strut” in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is “me wan da poonani.” can’t make this shit up.

[Danny Davies @DannyDcomedian]

Harry Kanes wife:

[LUNAR C (Onepunchwilly on IG) @LunarCFT]

Nobody talks about Mum Bods, bring them fat arms over here Denise you big sweaty menopausal Zumba whore

[🤖 @KongrawDarts]

This is Jeff Hardy now. Feel old yet ?

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

These Gents and switched the fuck on!😂

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

🚨 Another masterclass in marketing 🚨

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

@DylanWilliamss3 No man born from his mother can catch me

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

I blame Pogba.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Graeme Souness is leaving Sky Sports after 15 years with the channel. 👋

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

@DanLew8 No pies for melvis

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

Scrapping all over my feed this morning, like boys comp 2007

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

@LucageArts 2001 called.

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

I'd really like to try this 'Prime' beverage but every fucker is too nuts about it.

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

Churchill

[433 @433]

Guess who 👀

*Wrong answers only*

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

Whats going on

[Sam Johnson 🤘 @Sam69Johnson]

Why cant I have a million points every week in fantasy league?