@LozzaFox I think the point of why it's wrong to ask black people where they're from is because our white ancestors up rooted them and displaced them all over the world. So, a lot of black people find it offensive when asked this question. As our ancestors are the reason they don't know.
@SouthLondonClub I've messaged your website about cancelling my membership with a reimbursement. This was two weeks ago. I have not had a reply from you, and another card has arrived at my door. I wanted to message privately but you wont allow on twitter. HELP.
Dangers of being a stand up comic: Sitting anywhere with a pen and note book, jotting things down. 3 people have asked why I'm writing things. Asking if I'm a journalist, a writer or a critic. Just let me write my dick jokes in peace!
Tuesday 18th (Tomorrow) come on down to the Vine Pub in Kentish Town! Free entry and a raffle (what?!) There I am, top-ish left. And the MC is gonna be a right laugh! https://t.co/SD2fCHrcn1
‘Confusion amongst the guests when speculation of a long, white table set up in the garden of number ten, but drone footage has emerged and police are saying that it was actually the biggest line of coke they had ever seen’
#DowningStreetParties