Sam brissenden

[Ollie Gardner @olliedgardner]

Part two https://t.co/YKEEk68ygX

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

I don’t know what you’ve got going on right now but stop whatever it is and watch this video of a man juggling apples and eating them at the same time.

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Never tell a taxi driver they're going the long way 😂😂

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

So I’m not getting a vaccine next week - was feeling weird about why I’d been selected ahead of others so rang GP to check. Turns out they had my height as 6.2cm rather than 6 ft 2, giving me a BMI of 28,000 😂

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

He reduced his own HP by 50% before being slept

[LADbible @ladbible]

What a shot! 😱⛳

[Cʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ Uɴʙᴀʟᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ Mᴇᴍᴇs™ @UnbalancedMemes]

Can't believe he's not wearing a mask on the train...

[Liam Hoey @celticliam1967]

Covid doesnt go onto building sites cos its no got a CSCS

[Stephen @Stephenlough95]

Keep the schools open

[Sam brissenden @Sam_Brissenden]

@GregMills17 @UberFacts You speak double dutch after a voddy mate 😂 usngnaohroebvoddylemonade

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

“Roman, I need another £300m”

[The State Of Facebook @_StateOfFB]

Fairly tidy I suppose