Sam Chryst

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If you lock up your cart at Aldi your moms a hoe

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@OnTap_Official 😂😂😂

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They can’t all be 10s 😈

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Woke up and choose violence. Anyone else ready to drink?

[Sam Chryst @Sam_Chryst]

It honestly blows my mind people used to take dumps with no smart phones

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#fuckwillfix

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Just ate Rush City Burger King. I think I officially hit rock bottom

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I miss the days where cops were the only ones with LED headlights

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Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron is a cinematic masterpiece

[Sam Chryst @Sam_Chryst]

I feel like the reason I’m not racist is because I watched the movie “remember the titans” at such a young age

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Shit slaps though

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My most embarrassing guilty pleasure is that I listen to the pitch perfect one sound track when I’m really high

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@sgranat18 @Tommi_Hernandez I only tell the truth. Hunts ketchup is better than Heinz ketchup

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Sierra Mist is better than sprite

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@Tommi_Hernandez Diet Coke is better than regular Coke

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@FlowTeamSix @Conker4312 @XboxSupport 😂😂

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I just talked to the ufc I said wassup with the Dp fight I wanna fight asap but they said dustin sucks and they don’t want it sorry Dustin you suck hope to fight asap tho let’s do this 👊🏼
Ps Olivera you suck too

[Sam Chryst @Sam_Chryst]

When I die bury me with a half burnt cigarette and a vodka Red Bull

[Sam Chryst @Sam_Chryst]

I drink Fiji water just to flex on people

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Rip my sweet prince Harambe😢#5years