Sam Eckhoff

I’m the guy who got hit by a car and had my face stop working for a bit

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

Hey that’s me

[Shaun Goodwin @ShaunGoodwinID]

Something about electric guitar and bass national anthems gets me feelin’ real patriotic and I ain’t even American

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

@NateChillilan @Jediahbuck Pls no

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

I did it. We did it. @MarvelStudios did it. @KelseyGrammer is Beast again.

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

MKGBA- Make @KelseyGrammer Beast again! @Marvel @MarvelStudios @VancityReynolds @RealHughJackman #eddie#roadwarrior

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Exercise bike. Clearly.

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

@NateChillilan Wait a minute. Let this man cook. This is a good idea.

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

@NateChillilan This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen

[Nate Gillilan @NateChillilan]

When I went to my first college party I started crying because it was nothing like the casino scene in the Percy Jackson movie featuring Poker Face by Lady Gaga

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

@NateChillilan I don’t even know the context but this has always gone crazy

[Ellen Weatherford 🐊 @elksneedle]

Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

It’s me y’all. I’m the boss

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

World's toughest bear nicknamed "The Boss" survives being hit by train, and fathered 70% of cubs in his region.

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

I think LeBron James would be the GOAT of basketball if he wasn’t from Ohio.

[Meme🦉💜 @MemeOfLord]

Does he know?

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

Jesus was rebooted at the reboot van

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Less Fortnite, more Bibles.

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

MKGBA- Make @KelseyGrammer Beast again! @Marvel @MarvelStudios @VancityReynolds @RealHughJackman #eddie#roadwarrior

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

Ayo duolingo ain’t pulling punches. 10/10 account

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

Behold: MAGA Man (this meme does not represent my political views, is just a funny)

[birdclump :) @jasminevdon]

Tarantino’s movies can be hit or miss but the dude makes some good ass pizza rolls

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

Missouri is the show me state. That means show me where da cheese is

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The U.S. government has 1.4 billion pounds of cheese stockpiled in a cave in Missouri

[Sam Eckhoff @Sam_Eckhoff33]

Me

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

The energy Taylor Swift fans have for her music, I have for Boar’s Head premium deli meats and cheeses

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Thank you for everything! R.I.P Legend 🙏🏽