Samantha Emmons

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I think Seaside Heights may be my people

[beth alexandroff @bethalexandroff]

I just want to feel bad about myself in a BAR

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i’ve been really missing my friends lately so naturally i didn’t reach out or communicate with them whatsoever

[Tory Lanez @torylanez]

Chixtape 5 should have been nominated for a Grammy .

[Samantha Emmons @Sam_Emmons]

• Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 friends please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA hotline) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

[DuffJuice @DuffJuice30]

#1 baby! We did it @NJGov 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[molly @molly1gorczyca]

How it started: How it’s going:

[V @violetbalcazar]

tequila >>> vodka

[jack @JackHemhauser]

JACKSON, NJ KIDS ONLY:

Everybody say "Hi Mr. Keshari" 🌊🎶

[stressydepressy lexi @alexisdorseyy]

everytime i close my eyes i wish i’m in stroudsburg

[Samantha Emmons @Sam_Emmons]

@torii_martin @Colleen_Devinex Bruh I was

[Samantha Emmons @Sam_Emmons]

I’m geeking

[emily fales @emilyannfales]

boys don’t mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf.

[Samantha Emmons @Sam_Emmons]

How do I make these into shirts

[bizkitgurl924 @laurenzilla]

just tryna brighten up the neighborhood

[Kali Wilkinson @wilkinsonkali]

I need a fucking drink

[Lincoln @FontenotLincoln]

First night the bars reopen:

[Samantha Emmons @Sam_Emmons]

It’s sad that this is really how it be