Samantha Fortune

I’m not as lucky as my name leads me to be

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Today I was T-boned by what appeared to be a drunk driver who stole a car (it appeared to be hot wired).

The driver then started to run but I grabbed him and sat him down on the sidewalk.

After about 5 minutes the suspect started sprinting down the street. I sprinted after him and tackled him into a construction fence.

My fiancé, who was on the phone with the police, was told that I needed to let him go for “safety” reasons.

The driver then walked away and will probably never be found.

This is why California is turning into a sh*t hole. Criminals are allowed to wreak havoc knowing they will get away with it.

The police and everyday citizens have their hands tied.

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

fuck a breakup have you ever realized one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

With the series of unfortunate events that have partaken these past few weeks of my life, I genuinely feel that I should have my own TV show. Im@just saying it would be great entertainment.

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

@Kate_Tom39 Katelyn you win honestly

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

I feel like buying a dog without your parents permission is a right of passage when you’re young

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

Sold my mustang and now my heart hurts 💔

[Hamish Mitchell @Hmitchell]

The national average for a gallon of gas is $4.17. A gallon of Starbucks coffee costs $16.80. Just saying

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

@_frankieb Ur not wrong

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Russians can no longer pay for Netflix and Spotify with their bank cards, they also can no longer use Apple pay or Google pay. Before we get rid of cash and go fully down this path, it's worth thinking both about the fragility of the system, and who can turn it off and on.

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

Anyone else just got a kinda “here” mood. Like you ain’t really happy or sad, your just kinda here going through the motions. Bc samesies

[CCWHA Hockey @CCWHA_Hockey]

The champs have been crowned, again.

@AdrianWD1Hockey takes home their fourth straight CCWHA Tournament Championship.

[Daniel Vlosky @geauXedits]

"We’ve seen war. We don’t want war. But if you want war with the United States of America, there’s one thing I can promise you, so help me God: someone else will raise your sons and daughters."

- Staff Sgt. David Bellavia

[Market Rebellion @MarketRebels]

There is reportedly a Ukrainian fighter pilot who has taken out 6 Russian jets in air to air combat. He is being called the "Ghost of Kyiv"

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

Go vote for Adrian!

[D-III Hockey News @DIIIHockeyNews]

Matt Kibby (@PxPKibbyMatt) & Johnny Costello (@Hockey_Johnny91) represent: @ACbulldoghockey @AdrianWHockey @AdrianBulldogs -Adrian
vs
Jeffrey O'Donnell & Josh Powers (@JoshPowers087) represent: @StOlafWHockey @StOlafAthletics @StOlafMHockey -St. Olaf

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#D3Broadcasters2022

[itBOY @wnemanarmyyyy]

Bring back $10 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

🗑 🗑 🗑

[Melissa Burgess @_MelissaBurgess]

Toronto Six netminder Tera Hoffman kneeling for the anthem. #PHF

[Sean Shapiro @seanshapiro]

US-Canada women’s gold medal hockey game on NBC averaged 3.54 million viewers. That’s more viewers than any NHL game this season. And second most watched hockey game in United States since 2019.

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

My mental health is on the top thrill dragster deadass

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

The whole city of Detroit bout to burn down if Stafford wins the Super Bowl lmaoo

[Samantha Fortune @Sam_Fortune4]

My life is in shambles but like I’m also the happiest I’ve ever been 🤔