Sam Green

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

@camsammich @AmericanAir @BarstoolBigCat you know the drill

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

I jumped the gun on the Tom Brady retiring report earlier. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

It’s our @goaawol digital shirt toss time!

RT now for a chance to win - the only way to get this crewneck.

[ChicagoBearsHQ @dabearshq]

Three observations from #Bears loss to Rams https://t.co/zUyx1mLWhg

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

@jdogg21PR @Cubs @javy23baez Hitting another ding bomb off the guy to get him going. Tee off on one and send it to the moon

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

@roughnrowdy @barstoolsports can we get this playlist @WayneJetskiii is playing tonight? 🔥🔥

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

@3AboveParr Happy new year. We will celebrate this and everything else soon

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

Bump

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

The fact that Achy Breaky Heart starts playing immediately after Billy Ray's Old Town Road somehow makes it 1000× better

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

The fact that Achy Breaky Heart starts playing immediately after Billy Ray's Old Town Road somehow makes it 1000× better

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

@3AboveParr it was too much to handle

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

@3AboveParr I bought a pull tab and lost so it's gone already

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

I've officially not lost any money gambling this year

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

My 76 year old aunt is explaining what Club Dub is to my 82 year old aunt. The @ChicagoBears have never been more back

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

Getting drunk at your company holiday party is the American dream

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

Can we self diagnose ourselves with ongoing ankle instability, backdated to when we were born? @3AboveParr

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

INJURY UPDATE: The Bulls announced today that guard Denzel Valentine has been diagnosed with ongoing ankle instability. Valentine will undergo a surgical reconstruction with an anticipated recovery time of four-to-six months. He is expected to make a full recovery.

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

@3AboveParr Todd thinks he is a funny guy

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

Dad: It's because of you damn millenniums
Me: We're millennials, not millenniums
Dad: You're assholes is what you are

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

LeBron wearing a shirt with LeBron on it before LeBron's LA debut is peak LeBron

[Sam Green @Sam_Green8]

@barstoolWSD rally dip confirmed