Nugget....🍭

|somewhere laughing

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

My favorite part is when the ring Michael Jackson supposedly bought for a 5th grader... still fits on the finger of a 40-year-old man.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[wunn @wunof1ne]

So was u beggin it then would u say

[Nico @99_9pct]

Weather machine man back from annual leave 🙏🏼

[mature era whore @sunsetdrivr]

oversharing for no reason at all dawg this is so adhd coded

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

God! this will eat so bad.

This football crazed nation, everybody will just go crazy, that entire summer will feel like one mega holiday.

[HoeeWhyIsYouHere🖕 @EyemNoel]

I’m Hollering 😭😭😭

[Lovita Alizay Jenkins @mochabling_]

And we get left with these lean belly bastards I’m irritated

[N. @naledisibisi]

you guys are so talented and this caption EATS

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

WHO is in WHERE??? 😭😭😭

[Lola💎 @ComfortLolaa]

@idanpapii This is exactly how tables will turn right in front of my haters 🤣🤣🤣

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Ayobami @dondekojo]

When people say Nigerian movies are over dramatic, can you see the average Nigerian?

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Nugget....🍭 @Sam_harrie]

They set eze up sorry

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Michael Jackson really knew what he was talkin about when he said
“better leave that 9-5 up on the shelf, and just enjoy yourself”

[Clem 🌿 @SirClmnt]

LOOOOOL I’m on his side in this matter, it’s the principle

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Highly recommend letting people know you're capable of madness from time to time. Especially if you're a quiet, soft spoken person. Disrespect sometimes needs to be met with disrespect.. let mfers know you can go from 0-100 real quick.