Sam

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[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

@haleerayne 😂😂😂😂 guilty

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

All I got to say is fuck the flu 😒

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

Baby got the flu.
House clean. Laundry done. Food for the week is in the fridge.
This house wife shit is for the birds 🙄

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

#STTDB

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

I’ve been having a rough week at work. I get home today and Taylor had carrot cake (my favorite dessert) and Great Raft Commotion (my favorite craft beer) in the fridge for me.
I will neither confirm or deny if tears fell from my eyes 🥲

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

Just waking up for work takes all the positive energy out of the rest of my day 😕praying for some changes soon 🙏🏻

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

Boredom at work has caused me to order a $400 pair of waders for the 1 duck hunt I’ll probably make this year 🙃

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

Proud of my tigers but man that game made my chest hurt bad bad.

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

I come to work and get handed weapons to protect government assets but yet I’m stuck at a desk rebuilding excel spreadsheets for the new fiscal year 😒
Someone make it make sense.

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

One of my favorite tiktok artists is at the Texas club tonight and of course the Army is playing games and I literally just got back from Pineville 🙄 @Avery_Anna_ hope you leave BR with some new fans!!

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

There’s a whiteboard in my office I write a “To-Do” list on every week. Yesterday, I completed the last thing on the list. My supervisor walks in this morning and tells me it looks bad that I have nothing on my list…..someone make it make sense 🙄

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

When on a conference call in a building with other occupied offices, how about YOU CLOSE YOUR F#%@ING DOOR! 😌 thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

It’s not even 6 am and this place has managed to aggravate tf out of me already.

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

Sticky chicken on the stove and back porch beer sippin before the rain hits 😌

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

My softball team just ordered Hawaiian button ups as a secondary jersey for tournament weekends….I have the right crew 😌

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

“You reap what you sow”
Man it’s funny how life circles back to serve up a big dose of karma.

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

I just drunk cried because I THOUGHT my gf was mad at me.
Tell me you’ve been in a traumatizing relationship with telling me you’ve been in a traumatizing relationship.

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

Best part about owning a motorcycle is kids asking for a little braaapy braap when you pass by 🏍

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

Me jamming to @avamaybeee on the way to work wondering how the hell she didn’t make it further in the competition. #AmericanIdol2022

[Sam @Sam_JRivet]

Goodmorning to everyone except the man in the hotel room next to me with the obnoxious ass alarm that’s had me up since 5:30 🙄