Sam Keeter

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@gillianaprils We havnt talked in years, but if you need any pointers or help getting started lmk solo queuing can be rough especially when you’re starting out

[Ending Bigly @EndingBigly]

"Bomb seller! I need your strongest bomb!"

"My bombs are too strong for you Mr. President. Go to some other bomb seller, who sells weaker bombs!"

"You do not understand bomb seller! I am going into battle and I need your strongest bomb!"

"No, my bombs are too strong!"

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

that dude limited views on a website he's trying to sell advertisements on. don't ever tell me he's a business genius ever again.

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@bimbolina_ Would’ve if we still lived together lol gonna need a call this week on your thoughts

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@bimbolina_ Literally want all of your thoughts at any time about any of it

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@jaypalaceglobal Dude right

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

I admit it I am a weak and simple man

[shriiiitt @shriiiitt]

you all are WEAK how does game of thrones have you again

[cartoon songs that go hard @cartoonsonghard]

Hermes’ Bureaucrat Song - Futurama

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

#unreleasethesnydercut

[IGN @IGN]

WarnerMedia reportedly found that “at least 13 percent” of the social media accounts involved in the fan campaign that helped bring about Zack Snyder’s re-cut of Justice League were fake. https://t.co/N1TfphBNTa

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@ every media outlet this is the correct way to report on democrats and abortion, thank you

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

what a fucking demon

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@shaun_vids Beer for my horses by Toby Keith

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@meghanstheworst It’s awesome gives a stand-alone story that they can do anything they want with any characters like give us more things like this that aren’t beholden to the continuity constraints of a cinematic universe

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@liz_glade @bimbolina_ Does she prefer ants bc that’s going to be an issue

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@jaypalaceglobal Don’t @ me lol

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@fiImgal I watched season one maybe I was just too young, or didn’t give it enough time or a fair chance idk I might give it another shot since you speak highly of it, I remember just really disliking Lena Dunhams whole character I was just curious bc I respect your takes

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@fiImgal I’m way outside the target audience but I’m curious about your thoughts on “Girls” if it’s one of you’re favorites

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@mayaaluisa It’s like each season was written by different people who didn’t speak to each other or watch the previous season

[Entropy's Grin @Entropysgrin]

@BulgingGreer @tlecaque Someone once said twitter is where people who dont read books go to argue with people who write them. Here is exhibit 5,634,453,619.

[Sam Keeter @Sam_Keeter]

@fiImgal This movie is underrated