SamMulhern

you cool man?

[SamMulhern @Sam_Mulhern]

I hate when someone shows u a magic trick and ur like wow how'd you do that, and they say "it's magic." Like no the fuck it isn't show me

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Yea this my last day as a mailman

[New York Mets @Mets]

Already got the #LGM down pat.

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

“You didn’t smoke before this did you?”

Me:

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

“And Clarence parents have a real good marriage”

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Loving the energy my new mechanic is serving

[andrew 2.0 @mrnastynodrama]

It’s time to finish Clifford once and for all

[brujo @FKA_jose]

I am literally not ok 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Juice @Nickgotjuice]

Can’t buy stocks, can’t sell drugs can’t do nothin in this country damn 😒

[James @CaucasianJames]

i fucking love the sun. warm me up baby. light up my world

[Brianna Chickenfry @BChickenfry]

I’m all for gender equality but I will never be shoveling a driveway thats for men

[George Harrison @GeorgeHarrison]

You were the one who had made it so clear
All those years ago

You point the way to the truth when you say
All you need is love

You were the one who imagined it all
All those years ago

Photo by George.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i just want to have a perfect body and be adored by everyone and never experience pain is this too much to ask

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

damn the taco bell worker said he knows i’m high and won’t give me my quesadilla until i solve a riddle