Ksam 🌊

the k is silent | just tryna have a time. I’m actually verified, but Twitter said I can’t have the check mark

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

Skinny white boy with a boring personality... but I’ll eat your ass

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

@dunkindonuts I tried to get a camomile tea at @fly2ohare before boarding my flight. I think it’s missing something important

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

@joepenora @wtf1official @ScuderiaFerrari To be fair to Ferrari, they never released any hype content besides the outfits. All the renders of the car were speculative fan edits.

[Mercedes-Benz @MercedesBenz]

Most wins, pole positions and podium finishes in F1 history. The partnership between Mercedes-Benz and @LewisHamilton has been like no other. Here’s to 24 races together in 2024 to sign off an unforgettable relationship.

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

@MattP1Gallagher “New”

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

@SEN_1450 @AC_assettocorsa I don’t think you understand how subjective opinion works

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Summer #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

Might be the most hypocritical utterance in f1 history,

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

Max Verstappen told Dutch media that “Princess George” was to blame during their battle in Saturday's Sprint 👀

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

@ianmiles The French and their riots. Iconic. 🇫🇷

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

They say all dogs go to heaven so I’ll see you losers there ahoo

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

Call me a period the way I poach these eggs; breakfast is served

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

It’s enough to make a grown man cry

[Culver’s Buffalo Tender Tracker @BuffTenderNews]

They’re back, and they’re glorious. I’m so appreciative of each and every one of you who fought alongside me the last year - every like, retweet, follow, DM submission or note of support truly blew me away. The odds were always against us, but we came together, and we won. 🦬🐓💙

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

As a self employed individual, I have to contribute 12.4% of my earnings to social security. Imagine if I were able to instead invest that in an average performing indexed IRA until I retire. That portfolio alone would be worth ≈$1.3M

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Some of you are on Social Security. Or your parents or grandparents are.

They earned it with every single paycheck – from the day they started working.

Republicans in Congress want to put it on the chopping block.

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

That’s a really weird way of saying “since I’ve taken office the inflation rate has risen to the highest it’s been in 40 years and remained there for a whole year. OH, and the s&p500 is having the worst YoY performance in 50 years excluding 2008.”
Doing great, Joe 🙃

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Americans are squeezed by the cost of living: that’s been true for years, and they didn’t need today’s report to tell them that.

It’s a key reason I ran for president. Working to give middle class families some breathing room in dealing with their costs is critical.

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

GPS says it’s my turn now

[Culver’s Buffalo Tender Tracker @BuffTenderNews]

All of me wants Buffalo Tenders, and none of me wants Regular Tenders with Frank’s Red Hot.

[Culver’s Buffalo Tender Tracker @BuffTenderNews]

9/1/22: Available in 70 days

[Ksam 🌊 @Sam_Murzyn]

@culvers The need for a time machine becomes STRONGLY apparent after you realize @culvers “temporary” shortage of buffalo chicken tenders is lasting well over 430 days