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that’s where it spits

[sam @Sam_Oxx]

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[sam @Sam_Oxx]

My Dad asked my mom what my middle name is… she responded “April 12”

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You bet I’m coming up in august 😏 @tomsegura

[sam @Sam_Oxx]

2 sugar daddy offers this week… how’s your week going??? 😂😭😂

[sam @Sam_Oxx]

@sunscreencan Thank you, we appreciate your feedback. We will forward this information to the appropriate liaison 🔆

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Gravy is just meat sweat

[sam @Sam_Oxx]

Can someone explain to me how I have the number of the person who runs the bengals official tiktok account ??? WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO I HAVE YOU IN MY CONTACTS😂😂😂😂

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Who does this bitch think she is 😂

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Betty White really taking everyone with her at this point

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Isn’t it crazy how you can’t stay home when you’re sick anymore unless you have Covid? You could have mono and your job will be like “negative Covid test? We’re short staffed and need you to come in still” like dude my spleen could literally rupture at any minute

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I hate how similar I am to the people I despise the most lmao

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@Kristen_000 NO

[sam @Sam_Oxx]

Kristen FaceTimed me and this bitch was eating a whole ass lemon and I was supposed to just ignore that?!??

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I’m ready for retirement

[sam @Sam_Oxx]

Reptiles are just crispier frogs

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I love texts from my sister

[😈 Cool Ass Chef 👩🏽‍🍳 Cris 😮‍💨 @OG____Crissy]

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀 “ what happened ? “ 😂😂😂😂💀

[sam @Sam_Oxx]

Was anyone else not allowed in the house as kids so in the height of summer your neighbors and you would crowd in someone’s garage to play Super Mario Bros and Nintendogs while texting over Pictochat? Or was that just my childhood?