Samuel 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

I hope my self in an alternate universe is doing better. | 30+ so 🔞 | Politics, OFMD, and Good Omens - not really much in between.

[Samuel 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @Sam_rvb]

Be aware of this.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Trump posted this video about how he plans to ruin my life on his website

On day 1, he plans to

-ban HRT for any age in all 50 states
-ban us from Medicaid, Medicare, and the VA
-sue hospitals
-declare male and female as the only genders, assigned at birth

[amanda @jailedamanda]

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

[Samuel 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @Sam_rvb]

@TheFungi669 Looks like it’s time for me to report my 88 year old grandmother to immigration then.

[Natasha @natashablue22]

@yashar

[Samuel 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @Sam_rvb]

@carbdiem Probably so hospitals can charge an extra $5000 per male birth.

[₊˚⊹♡ Hannigram on crack ♡ ˚.* @CrackHannigram]

EVERYONE GETTING A NEW SEASON BUT HANNIBAL OH IM GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Literally every time I see a cybertruck.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

I love how J.D. Vance always links his mother's addiction with the border. She stole drugs from the hospital, J.D. They came from the drug factory in a box that said Purdue Pharmaceuticals on the side.

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

[Samuel 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @Sam_rvb]

@doctornowhere_ It looks like Bobby Hill.

[ile ⊹🐾 @bIoodygraham]

it's officially hugh dancy pumpkin month

[Samuel 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @Sam_rvb]

@ajjordanphoto I’m both. I am not nice to far right wingers who are too far gone down the anti-vax / anti-lgbt+ / climate change denial etc rabbit holes because they don’t deserve my respect. Everyone else tho just kinda chit chat.

[🪁 @hannibimbo]

teenage trans Hannibal Lecter chuckling to himself choosing his name as he decides between Hriminal, Hurderer, Hlaughterer, Hestroyer, Hexterminator, Hannibal, and Homicide

[panken - tumblr: /pankendev @pankendev]

"if you hate elon so much then why are you still here" BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHY SHOULD I LEAVE. HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS

[Gwosti 🤍 @gwostichan]

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[Samuel 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @Sam_rvb]

50 year old coworker saw my fucking Lock Screen today because he wanted to see if my service was working since his wasn’t. 😭

[will gayham @chagrinny]

the way this is edited implies that Mads stole the pikachu hat off the small child for himself

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

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