Sam Simmons

[#TheResistance @BoneKnightmare]

Lady kept bumping man with her cart repeatedly and then this happened.

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

You ever eat so fast you get dizzy

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

If I’ve learned one thing it’s to never go in the right lane at chick fila

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

Do you know the risk of smoking with a hot bitch

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Lioconcha hieroglyphica is a species of saltwater clam, it has brown angular markings, often with the appearance of cuneiform -characters from ancient scripts, or hieroglyphs.

📸 Source of images https://t.co/U1XUwxTvph

[Universal Curiosity @UniverCurious]

Here’s the 5% we know about the Observable universe as we know it today.

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

To whoever took my Ugg’s out my locker during my basketball game,
… i hope they don’t fit

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

Why are women’s bathroom doors always propped open and mens arnt?

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

Don’t come up and tell me you have a cooler variation of my tattoo when yours is off Pinterest. You look silly.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

Just trust the universe

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

PM me if u want me to take photos of you

[Sam Simmons @Sam_Simmons24]

never date a guy who makes you delete ur prom/ring dance photos because they weren’t with him

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[metro y @metrohafiz]

do you think Jesus knew he was born during toyotathon?

[кᴇνッ @gunfingas]

point blank. period.
go argue w someone else.