~sam~

lord beer me strength

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: The first US polio case in over 9 years happened because they were not vaccinated. They now have paralysis.

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but vaccines work.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[Josh Shapiro @JoshShapiroPA]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Doug Mastriano is dangerous.

He's extreme, and he's an insurrectionist.

And we can't let him be Governor.

[Megan McCurry @microbe_megan]

BREAKING: Local PhD Student Discovers that a Single Week of Vacation Does Not Cure Burnout

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Fuck you @tedcruz. Your bullshit rhetoric has led to a lot of dead Americans, especially kids. Call me liberal elite or any other name you want. My daughter died because of your failures. Her blood is on your hands. I am Jaime's dad, and I will not stop until you are fired.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

To recap: Police claim they shoot unarmed black children because they "fear for their lives" but police also claim they do not shoot armed gunmen killing children because they "fear for their lives."

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

If 18-year-olds can’t buy alcohol they sure shouldn’t be able to buy an AK-47. CHANGE THE LAW.

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

@cammyohcammy Also, if you’re gonna blame it on mental health, FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH!!!! Destigmatize it, make it less expensive and easier to access!! I can’t dude I’m so fed up.

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

My fiancé just called Tucker Carlson Carl Tuckerson and now that is his name. Go off Carl.

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

fuck you if you care more about gas prices than the lives of innocents in Ukrainian an Russia.

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

@ColtenBeachel If you don’t like it, you can leave… isn’t that the conservative mantra?

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

wow even further proving how gross you are WOW

[Colten Beachel @ColtenBeachel]

Good

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

using slurs like this automatically makes you a bad person. grow up and educate yourself. Disgusting.

[Colten Beachel @ColtenBeachel]

So many retards shared “the ghost of Kyiv” stories

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

if you use slurs for people who are intellectually disabled… you don’t get to have an opinion on anything ever.

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

@Bigish19 @ColtenBeachel wow… big yikes that people like this actually exist…. gross

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

@joneth_maloneth @Bigish19 Cream cheese, ricotta cheese

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

Olivia Rodrigo really said “oh you’re happy? No you’re not” and drug up feelings from relationships from two years ago what IS THIS SORCERY?!

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

@Rob_sxchz I submitted a discussion that was due at 11:59pm at 7:30pm and I got 5 points off because I “waited until the last minute”

[~sam~ @Sam_Smartypants]

@Bigish19 👀👀👀