Sam Abby

SpongeBob enthusiast

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

kids today be flexing about getting Aipods...Ima flex harder with my...

cutting board

[B1G Doug @Swobodie]

LeBron news got me talking to family members I haven’t seen in 15 years.

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

When the guac is extra at a restaurant that’s usually a good indicator it’s a solid option. HOWEVER, when it’s free… avoid it like the PLAGUE!

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

@CFBONFOX @bigten Penn St Natty

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

❄️ Under Armour vs Adidas Matchup in the CFP…wow. 🍿
#NotreDame vs #Indiana

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

@Swobodie @RyanBarker111 @PennStateFball Yessir D0UG

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

Is it wrong to ask the landlord to tighten a few toilet seats? #boston #OutOfControl

[NBA @NBA]

The 2023-24 Kia NBA Most Valuable Player is... Nikola Jokic!

#NBAAwards | #KiaMVP | @Kia

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

@DeionSanders The HomeRanch is great for snow mobiling, coach

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a win. What a game. @DeionSanders is the real deal and Travis Hunter may be the best player in the country

[Barstool Colorado @CUBarstool]

COLORADO UPSETS #17 TCU

1-0 IN THE PRIMETIME ERA

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

A statement from the Commissioner.

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

@BarstoolBigCat Rockies ML (truss)

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

@McDonalds Big Mac sauce

[Barstool Colorado @CUBarstool]

With College Baseball starting this weekend it’s time for your yearly reminder that CU is one of only four P5 teams without baseball

Lets bring it back 🙌 @DeionSanders

[Jaret Gold @JaretGold]

Somebody let me know when Taylor Swift does this

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

@anand_trehan If that ain’t the truth

[Anand Trehan @anand_trehan]

performer: How we feelin tonight??

me: wooooo

performer: I said, HOW WE FEELIN TONIGHT??

me (feeling the same level of enthusiasm): WOOOOOOOOOOO

[Colorado Buffaloes Football @CUBuffsFootball]

AD Rick George has named COACH PRIME @DeionSanders to be the 28th full-time head football coach at CU.

Welcome Coach Prime to Colorado!

📝 https://t.co/otRTjyivpr

[Sam Abby @SamAbrashoff]

🥲

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EA Sports set to announce NCAA Football will not return until 2024. A year later than originally planned.

via @MattBrownEP

[Brian Howell @BrianHowell33]

Pete Thamel reporting that Colorado has fired HC Karl Dorrell and DC Chris Wilson #cubuffs