Samantha McCombie

[lilium🦄 @pukeirl]

I am sane and I can regulate my emotions very well

[lou @deeerhell]

my boobs are so big because that’s where the suicidal ideation is stored

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

soft launching my disappearance

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[ʍ ҽ ց ղ @notahorror]

cheeseburgers can be breakfast if u don’t fuckin care

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Replying "love is love!!!" on a photo of a couple I think is ugly

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Ok you’re bleeding from the head. That’s good. that means you’re getting all the injury out

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i don’t freak unless froken to

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

Ppl b like "idk how u do it"

me neither

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I’m not the same person I was 2 margaritas ago

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[fishious @fishquichee]

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: CNN just played a montage of Trump officials saying America is at “war” while GOP lawmakers try to explain that America is not at war.

There is no coherent messaging or strategy.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

They’re literally shouting it out loud! Their plan to overturn the constitution and democracy. They’re not hiding it. They’re bragging about it.

And the media are just ignoring it, or worse normalizing it; the biggest story perhaps in modern American history.

Kill. Me. Now.

[andiiiiiii @sillyspiderv]

imagine being a president and the only records you broke were the longest government shutdowns and the worst economy recorded omg

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

“Shit, all my friends rape and killed, it was New York ya know?”

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

Is it okay to say this post makes me sad

[Paul Blest @pblest]

My precious little 31 year old boys were just joshing around when they said "I love Hitler." My baby children. They're so little

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Uh...Eric? Lil buddy? I have news.