Me: Guys I cut my hair in my bathroom today.
Coworkers: *long pause* Are you ok?
Me: *internally, fuck is it that obvious*
Me: Yeah, why do you ask?
Coworkers: because I cut my hair in my bathroom when I’m sad.
Me: 😶🌫️
Coworkers: 🤔
Me: so what color should I dye it?
WOW you are look rested and healthy and you’re glowing and radiating lots of good energy and you have a best posture and your smile is so pretty I hope you have the best day ever and you drink so much water your pee is clear and you’re going to accomplish all your goals and be th
Falling, falling, falling, falling, falling. Burn it down.
Let it go, you will be just fine.
Falling, falling, falling.
One day you will meet the ground.