The best part about Hinge is meeting people in their 30s and getting to be, apparently, the first person they've ever tried to have a conversation with
Said I have an extra Knicks ticket game 3 on Hinge. I got 88 matches. I told them all meet me at Chase A entrance. I’m watching at a bar. I can’t stand these hoes. I don’t even online date I’m just doing the lords work
Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.
The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.
"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.
The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.
The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.
The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.
Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.
Insane.
Hopefully Victor Wembanyama knows that if he loses in the Finals at 22 years old, he will no longer be eligible to ever be considered better than Michael Jordan.
BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
I say this begrudgingly because I want LeBron James to stay with the Lakers.
But if he wants to solidify his goat case the team he’ll go to next season is the Washington Wizards because he would take them to the ECF. Nothing would make Jordan look worse than LeBron James at the same age taking a team MJ formerly played for a leading them into a deep playoff run.