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I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it’s an art. | 10.18.17 | she/her 🇱🇧 🇸🇾

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

NO YOU JUST SAT IN TAYLOR SWIFT'S RHODE ISLAND HOME AND LISTENED TO REPUTATION A MONTH BEFORE ITS RELEASE

[Lady VIOLETTE 🇱🇧 فًًويولات @violetteramy]

“I feel like New England has gotten soft” -@SamarRamy_7

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

Doesn’t Rachel have a husband and kids like #BB28

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

Need Drew to invest in chapstick I’m begging #BB28

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

If we’re going back in time, can we bring back the nomination wheel? #bb28

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

Elaine finally getting a 10???? Okay never kind Flava can stay! #DWTS

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

Everyone in that ballroom knows Flava Flav is on one #DWTS

[Catherine @DazedCat]

Derek said fuck Maks. #dwts34 #DWTS

[kindred @haleyobsession]

EVERYONE TEXT ELAINE TO 21523 RIGHT NOW WE CAN’T LOSE HER #DWTS

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

ELAINE WHAT #DWTS

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

If these judges do not start giving Elaine the scores she deserves something is getting set on fire #DWTS

[m @pumptinis]

WATCH A LIFETIME MOVIE YOU GODDAMN EMPATHS!!!!!! VOLUNTEER AT A NON PROFIT!!!!!!! THIS IS A COMPETITION!!!!!!! #dwts

[jack nashville .✦ ݁˖ @fctnlxchrctr]

ashley played elle woods so hard she turned vince into warner #bb27

[jamie @jamieskarma]

many storylines surprisingly came full circle tonight
- lauren breaking free of vince’s spell & not voting for him
- keanu actually voting for a woman over the man he kept letting screw him over
- a strategic social game prevailed on a season that prioritized comps

POETIC #bb27

[Tom 🔑 @tvtalkswithtom]

Ashley: “A Big Brother winner turns enemies into allies, not allies into enemies.”

#BB27

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

Kelley laughing at Vince exactly exactly #bb27

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

Rachel please shut up and let the jury be bitter challenge #bb27

[🇸🇪 @SportsNut8000]

No player has ever whined, manipulated, cried, flirted, cringed, laughed, plotted, fucked up, triumphed, fucked up again, spiraled, begged, cramped, choked, crashed out and entertained like Vince in the Big Brother house

A generational reality TV character #BB27

[long story short 🌾 @SamarRamy_7]

This is the most hilarious crash out in big brother history karma is so sweet #bb27

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

❤️‍🔥 | Taylor Swift announcing her brand new album “The Life of a Showgirl”!