Sam Thomas

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

I find America not winning medals more satisfying then Canada winning medals #Rio2016 #worldvsusa #sorelosers

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

@Sportsnet where the hell is Gregg Zaun? Get this hick off my screen

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

I really want to see a hipster light their cigarette with flint cause lighters are too mainstream

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Camping in yoho national park #yoho

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

@nom_arbitraire that house is on sale!! Umm no its for sale

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

@nom_arbitraire I hope you know I still call it that, I have your mario party 2 remember!!

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

The last place I wanna be right now is at work. Not pretending to be happy today

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Ugh!! I don't wanna go back to s'toon! Going to be in a rough mood tomorrow at work

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Good to know I'm still albino #firstsunburnoftheyear

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Waitin in the airport!!! Cannot wait to get home, its been far too long

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

This is the longest week ever and its still not friday!!

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

The unbearable time of year is upon us, hockey playoffs uuugghhh!

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

@zzzzeenat I'll text you the picture, I had to put him down, I feel like the worst person on the planet

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Goodbye felix, #bestcatever

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Cool home alone on a friday bored as hell. #imsocool #hangingwithkitties

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

What is with people in their late 30s early 40s thinking jean jackets are an appropriate style choice #notthe80sanymore

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Why is it that if I'm nice to a male they automatically think I want to date them!? #youknowiminarelationship #pleaseburninhell

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Why is there pineapple in my yogurt!? Stop trying to be all exotic! #thoughtitwasbanana

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

@zzzzeenat it will begin with a smal rural township and our laws will make ao much sense the rest will follow suit #totaldomination

[Sam Thomas @SamasnthaT]

Maybe if you had snowplows instead of farm machinery 20cm of snow wouldn't completely shut down the city!