SamTheBeardedOne

Musician, anime fan, athlete, goof ball

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

He ain't lyin

[The Honorable OX🇺🇸🐂 @5300Dean]

If You Send That Girl Money Without Seeing Her She’ll Never Respect You Deep Down ✊🏾

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@dajdadondada HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@BarfbeeblebroXX @jamaalwvetose Just be silent. Your betters are having a discussion, and you're not intelligent enough to participate...

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

THIS THE ONE

[Yes Your Techness @YesYourTechness]

@MayHashira You combine sex workers in sexy cosplays then you add horny nerds with a crap ton of money to spend on them and you get #CreamCon

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@Queena_dub He's now in Memphis 🤣🤣🤣

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@1prettyvirgo If you're a Cowboys fan, you're finna be in for hell 🤣🤣🤣

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@saveyourselfbw2 @BigBroLGND He doesn't engage in low vibrational debates or name call. A lot of others do though. You might be the DUMBEST and MOST FOOLISH person I've seen on social media today. I've been frying racist white Neanderthals on threads all day, and you're step and fetch for them...

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@Themusicbuff_ @Quetjohn @ItsKingSlime On the real, my folks always taught me to excuse myself if I had to let one rip. Around other kids we thought it was funny to just let them rip, but it was a childish thing tbh

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

THIS THE ONE 🤣🤣🤣

[Maurice @AllennPam56]

@Themusicbuff_ @Quetjohn @ItsKingSlime I never heard my mom or grandmother's passing gas, but you sure would smell it!!! Women let go those "silent but deadly" joints!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@6ft3SnowDay @m4tka @bigbabolat Let these idiots be dumb lol.

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@dajdadondada I still don't know what to do for mine lol

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@dajdadondada Blow another one just in case lol

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@Leechibabyyy I'm old enough to remember when they showed this part on BET. Folks talkin about Mandela Effect 😂

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@dajdadondada I be going to Arby's still because I like the mozzarella sticks, fries, and beef and cheddar lol

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@aluzjon @dajdadondada It is 100% AI lol

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@NickLoveATL I broke with my ex because she was cheating. To this day, she still calls my phone and texts me from text apps. She's followed me home. Dented my car, etc. Police and our job (i literally got her a cushion spot) dgaf about me getting a restraining order against her. They laugh.

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@shiamelenedez @kaiyahailz @BleuCapone Per the writers... Jodie is 20. Yvette is 25. Their son is 5. Do the math lol.

[SamTheBeardedOne @SamBearded]

@dajdadondada You don't gotta be a sugar mama.